Miss Baby Universe?

Really?

We crown babies now? (See lower right hand corner of this hilariously horrific image).
What you probably can't read in the ad because the type is too small: "Fun & Exciting for Girls Just Like You! 8 Age Categories- Girls 0-24 Years."

What are the categories for the 0 year olds, might I ask? Best Spit Up, or Least Amount of Cowlicks? Sexiest Onesie? Least Ear Splitting Shrieks While Wearing a Baby Sized Evening Gown Onstage Under Blazingly Hot Lights?

Oh, America. Really?